I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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