in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
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Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
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Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
When are your genitals available?
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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