is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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