The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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