Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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