you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
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We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
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He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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