I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
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She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
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This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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