brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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