Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
he's single and there are thong briefs.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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