drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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