no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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