I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
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He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
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Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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