Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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