well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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