i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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