i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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