I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
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