where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
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He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
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Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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