Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
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