Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Porn is love you can see.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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