worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
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You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
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Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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