2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
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he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
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I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Two words: blizzard sex
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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