why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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