South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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