i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
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Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
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Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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