I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
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