Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
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what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
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Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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