Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
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right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
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We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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