My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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