We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
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I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
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It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
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