New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
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Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
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I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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