your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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