After last night, I could never be a politician.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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