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Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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