Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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