Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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