My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
There r osticjed everywhere
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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