But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
false alarm. still invincible.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
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