Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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