You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Tell her she can't have a vagina
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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