like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Randomize
