WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
