I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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