I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
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At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
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It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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