she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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