Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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