That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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