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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I just made out with a guy for $7.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  this is something i pride myself on being below average for

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• (530): View more from California

  I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.

  (779): View more from Illinois

  YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.

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• (909): View more from California

  My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.

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• (361): View more from Texas

  He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.

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