carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
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hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
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Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party