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• (434): View more from Virginia

  Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.

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• (845): View more from New York

  just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant

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  29 People Confess The Worst Example Of Dirty Talk They’ve Ever Heard

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• (909): View more from California

  Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..

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• (415): View more from California

  We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.

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  Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.

  (415): View more from California

  HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.

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  21 Women Compare Anal and Vaginal Sex

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.

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• (518): View more from New York

  I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.

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• (347): View more from New York

  What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?

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  Here's a rule: don't

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