I just made out with a guy for $7.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
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I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
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Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.