Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
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So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
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Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.