Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
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You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
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Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.