I love you!
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
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He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
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They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?