Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
29 People Confess The Worst Example Of Dirty Talk They’ve Ever Heard
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
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i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't