Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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