oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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