new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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