I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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