So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
