I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
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She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
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she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
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