do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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