break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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