I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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